tunaofthesea:

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

i always feel really uncomfortable when two heavily tattooed people have a baby and the baby comes out blank idk i just expect some tattoos

blank

tennants-hair:

despairkomaeda:

nagitan:

despairkomaeda:

I do not see the problem with cannibalism. I mean if you eat the body who even knows a murder took place

what about the skeleton

crush it up and snort it like a man

woah there Thor

googlehomie:

you’re gonna regret not dating me after I get hot

(Source: slydigger)

Do you ever feel physically sick because you know you’re not good enough for anybody and you can’t do anything right and you’re too tired to go on?

(Source: sadmale)

tvspecial:

whorville:

I could win an Olympic gold medal in being ignored

did someone say something

thebaconsandwichofregret:

amberbydreams:

quirkilicious:

talikira:

wholmesianmisfit:

Who remembers

Motherfucking Scholastic

Book

Orders

And then the magical traveling circus of scholastic would randomly show up

at the motherfucking BOOK FAIR

I seriously miss the book fair.

Wait, you mean these don’t exist anymore?

MOTHERFUCKINGTHESE

I can assure you all that these still exist. Trust me I’m a library prefect

(Source: pyralspite)